Oma's adventure with Masked Men w/Knives

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Oma's adventure with Masked Men w/Knives

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At this time I was still married to my childrens Father.....I was about to deliver the first child by emergency C-section. We were are headed to the OR in a very small country Hospital. On the way I told the Doctor that if anything happened and they had to choose...save the child. Ex Hubby argued about it and said NO....well as we passed thru a doorway...I grabbed onto the door frame and said whoa!!!! We aren't goin' anywhere until he signs the paper that says you save the child. Back and forth went the arguement until finally the doct said " Mr Petersen...we have to deliver this child RIGHT Blankity Right Now....sign the Blankity Blankity Paper right Blankity Now!!.. Ok He signed paper.....We get into the OR and they are prepping me and swabbing the belly, which I can barley see over with an orange stuff. They are doing all the emergency things they need to do to put me out. I looked down in the direction of my feet (even tho I couldn't see them) and saw a doctor on each side of me with thier masks on gloves and all that stuff and scalpels in their hands. Just as they touched the skin I went plum out to sleep. So Tex and mars that is my story of The masked men With Knives. Love Oma
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Post by Mars »

:rofl: :rofl: Oma!

You are too much!
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Post by tex »

Never a dull moment. I'm certainly glad they didn't run into any complications.

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P S In case anyone is wondering about this thread, the subject came up in the chatroom, tonight, and Oma promised to post the story.
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:grin: :grin: :grin: :grin:

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Post by Polly »

OMA!

HAHAHAHAHA. I had forgotten how interesting your stories are. Please keep 'em coming. You seem like someone who has lived enough in this lifetime for 3 lives so far!

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Post by Sally »

Hahahahaha!!! Oma, you are a howl when you put your mind to it. Lucky for you they weren't all there with their knives AND FORKS!!! Lord, what a way to pass out.

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