A bit of fun

JenniferS · Post by **JenniferS** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 2:08 pm

I'm sure we all have phrases we can share. Thought I'd share some of the recent lc humor zinging around our home. (Would love to read yours!)

Husband, during lunch. "You know, my stomach's been as noisy as yours lately." Ah, so romantic, right?

Daughter, after I returned from a rapid run for the bathroom: "Have you thought of attends?"
Gramma: "Those make funny noises when you walk."
Me: "Oh, really? Having problems, Mom."
Gramma: "No, but I've seen people. I've heard them."

Okay, your turn. ;)

tlras · Post by **tlras** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 3:58 pm

LOL! Too funny.....we all need a good laugh every now and then.

A few month's ago after my diagnosis, me, my husband and son were sitting down eating dinner when my husband said he was having some gurgling and gas pains and immediately got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and told me this:

"Gosh, I hope I'm not catching what you have." Of course, he was talking about my LC.....I had to laugh and told "Oh you couldn't handle this baby!"

Also we were watching an episode of "Two and a Half Men". Very crude show but cracks us up. Allan, one of the main characters was having a farting contest with his son Jake when all of a sudden Allan got this terrible look on his face after passing gas and said they needed to find a gas station (something like that immediately). My kiddo looked at me and laughed and said "Hey Mom that's you?" I didn't think it was funny at the time and just gave him a look.

There is one lady on this forum, GrannyH who could say some good lines. Very, very funny!!

Thanks for the laugh!

Terri

TXBrenda · Post by **TXBrenda** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:00 pm

One of our one liners is, "Happiness us a dry fart!"

Kari · Post by **Kari** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:45 pm

LOL - now I will give you all a test - what does FWC stand for???? Your clue: it makes us very happy when we can do it:)).

Kari

JenniferS · Post by **JenniferS** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 7:58 pm

Tiris, that is hilarious! I loved the gas station one! I might have to start watching that tv show now.

Oh, TXBrenda, I so get that!

Hm... let me guess, Kari ... Fart with constipation? I might need a clue to help me out on that one.

Kari · Post by **Kari** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:02 pm

Jennifer - you got 2 out of 3 - you need to work a little more on the last word :).

Kari

Denise · Post by **Denise** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:24 pm

Funny!

Yes with this disease you need a laugh! My husband wakes me up in the middle of the night to tell me my stomach is keeping him up! After all these years of me listening to him snoring!

tlras · Post by **tlras** » Thu Dec 06, 2012 8:25 pm

Kari....I can't figure that out just yet. Now gonna be up all night thinking about it. Since I've been very happy on my Pepto I'm assuming I'm doing this "FWC". So it's "fart with ?" Hmmmm!! Okay...."fart with confidence!"

Terri

Kari · Post by **Kari** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:30 am

Congratulations Terri :):):) - you got it!!! As a price for getting it right, I wish for you that all goes well as you wean off pepto

!!!

Love,
Kari

P.S. I believe FWC is on Tex's list of abbreviations - I know that I've heard it here :).

tlras · Post by **tlras** » Fri Dec 07, 2012 8:37 am

Okay...I confess I cheated a little. I ran and asked my husband....lol! He's always good with stuff like that. I had to tell him about this forum's favorite quote "Happiness is a dry fart" awhile back and he just cracked up over it. Kudos to Jennifer for figuring out the first 2 as it probably would have taken me a while to get that.

And thanks so much for the well wishes! I need all I can get.

Terri

Polly · Post by **Polly** » Sat Dec 08, 2012 9:29 am

Once when I was having a particularly bad bathroom day, my preteen son stood outside the door making continuous fart sounds. I didn't think it was funny then, but now I can laugh about it - a little.

Hugs,

Polly

DebE13 · Post by **DebE13** » Sun Dec 09, 2012 11:16 am

Polly, it never fails..... my 17 yr old son's bathroom time varies depending on his schedule but it never fails.... Whenever he is in the shower I need to use the toilet. He never says anything, God bless him. It doesn't happen as frequently now as it used to but with one bathroom in the house I don't have much choice.

Kari- LMAO

MaggieRedwings · Post by **MaggieRedwings** » Mon Dec 10, 2012 5:59 am

This is from Frank to me: "Oh Oh! You got that look and you are doing the bathroom boogie - not a good sign"

Happened a few times last night.

Love, Maggie