A Little Humor During My PCP Appointment This Morning

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A Little Humor During My PCP Appointment This Morning

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Hi All,

Medical appointments are usually pretty boring (except for getting poked or probed, or otherwise physically abused :lol:), but this morning was different. I was just there for a followup to discuss the results of a fasting blood test, and while a nurse was taking my pulse, she suddenly looked concerned, quickly wrote down a number on her form, told me she'd be back in a few seconds, and quickly left. I got up to see what she had written down, and it was "44" :lol:

Sure enough, in a few seconds she was back, with one of those oxygenation meters that clips onto the end of a finger, and she didn't waste any time clipping it onto one of my fingers. You should have seen the look of relief on her face, when it showed 98 % oxygenation, and a normal heart rate. :lol:

But before I left, the nurses had the last laugh. My PCP requested another blood test that he had forgotten to include with the first go-round, and when I stopped at the lab, naturally the nurse couldn't find a vein. :roll: She poked and probed in my arm for probably somewhere around 8 to 10 minutes, before finally giving up and going to get her supervisor, who only took a few seconds to hit a gusher in the other arm. Obviously, practice makes perfect.
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Or maybe they just ganged up on me to get even with me for giving the other nurse a scare :lol:

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Hi Tex, I think they were trying to get your heart rate up by using needles. :lol: It works that way on most of us!

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April's Fools day was 2 days ago. hahaha
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Practice indeed, does make perfect, Tex! I don't no anyone in their right mind who would allow this nurse (as in me), who has not drawn blood in years to come near them with a needle. It is usually the med assistants and techs who are doing it these days anyway because most doctors cannot afford to employ a nurse.
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