Fart Football

[Mars]

An old man & his wife have gone to bed. After laying in bed for a few minutes the old man cuts a fart & says, "seven points". His wife rolls over & says, "what in the world was that?" The old man replies, "It's fart football". A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says, "touchdown", tie score. After about ten minutes the old man farts again and says, "touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7". Now starting to get into the spirit of the game, the wife quickly farts again & says, "touchdown, tie score". The old man not to be outdone strains really hard but to no avail. He can't fart! So, not to be outdone by his wife he gives it everything he has, trying for one more fart. Straining really hard, the old man craps the bed. The wife asks," what in the hell was that?" The old man replies, "half-time....switch sides!"

[Peggy]