(to the tune of Good King Wenceslas) by DJ
Kids wide-eyed ‘cause Santa’s ride brings them gifts of treasure,
Friends drop in and bring a grin taking time for pleasure.
Mom and Dad are bustling making Christmas dinner,
Just like every other year, it will be a wiiiiiner.
Jolly beef and jolly pork, jolly fish and chicken,
Turkey legs and scrambled eggs, ribs are finger lick’n.
Bake a ham and roast a lamb, bacon is a’popping,
Christmas meats with limited treats and pooping we are stooooping.
Plan ahead; bring your own bread and extras to content you.
Stay on course with no remorse, don’t’ let cookies tempt you.
Wheat and rye won’t catch your eye ‘cause you know the story.
Fun and feasting will be yours and there’ll be no wooooory.
Bring in friends and bring in pets, bring in Sister Mary,
Bring in kids and Uncle Fred; he’s so fat and hairy.
Poppin Fresh is not your guest and will not be hereafter,
Wishing you a Holiday filled with love and laaaaughter.
