Computer Love Story

[Mars]

A Little boy goes to his father and asks
"Daddy how was I born?” The father answers: "Well, son, I
guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your
Mom and Ifirst got together in a chat room on
Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your
Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a
secluded room, where your mother agreed to a
download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready
to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had
used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit
the delete button, nine months later a blessed
little Pop-Up appeared and said: You've Got Male!"