Ode to Magnesium

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hollyweb
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Ode to Magnesium

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Sung to "Where Has My Little Dog Gone":

Oh where, oh where has my magnesium gone,
Oh where, oh where could it be?
With my feet a'crampin' and my legs a'twitching,
Oh where, oh where could it be?


Oh why, oh why am I so depressed,
Oh why must it be like this?
With the panic attacks and anxiety too,
Oh why must it be like this?


Oh when, oh when will my magnesium return,
Oh when, oh when will it be?
With all the pills I take, and the oils on my skin,
Oh when, oh when will it be?


Oh dear, oh dear, I have taken too much,
Oh dear, oh dear, oh "why me"?
'Cause I need you so, and now I just HAVE TO GO!
Oh dear, oh dear "woe is me"!


Come back, come back o Mag-nes-i-um,
Come back into every cell ...
So that I can function,
Come on, where's your gumption?!!
Come back and help make me WELL!!


:music: :bath2:

To all of us struggling to get our magnesium levels up ... cheers!!
~ Holly
2015 Hashimoto's, MTHFR
2016 LMC, Malabsorption
2017 Lymphocytic Dermatologic Vasculitis

"I strive to live in my heart, not in my head!"
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:grin: :razz: :smile:

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Post by dhouts »

Haha! So, so true. :grin:
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