As MC'ers we soon learn to hate
when we get to the bathroom too late
but nothing we do
can hold back the poo
so one thing we can't do is wait.
There was a young man from Peru
who ignored his MC when he flew.
But try as he might,
he could not board the flight,
Cause he couldn't stay out of the loo.
A gal who had celiac sprue
would frequently sprint for the loo,
but despite running fast
she seldom got past
the door before spewing poo.
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It is suspected that some of the hardest material known to science can be found in the skulls of GI specialists who insist that diet has nothing to do with the treatment of microscopic colitis.
