A little levity...

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A little levity...

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A gorgeous redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her neck and screams, pushes on her thigh and screams louder. She pushes her shoulder, screams. Everywhere she touches, she screams in agony. The doctor nods.
"You're not really a redhead, are you?"
"Well, no," she replies. "I'm a blond."
"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken."



The perfect MC'ers toilet:

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Post by barbaranoela »

good one----and how funny is that :toilet:

yup---sure we all been there---

thanks for the laugh~~~

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Post by tex »

Hahahahahahahahaha. You sneaky rascal. For a while there, I actually thought you were going to tell a joke about a redhead. Hahahahahahaha.

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Post by annie oakley »

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Good One Peg.
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Post by JJ »

Hey now, watch the blond jokes! jajajajajajaja...oops...I meant hahahaha

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Post by starfire »

:grin: Toilet picture looks very reasonable. Could throw in some wet wipes................
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Post by Liz »

I actually have one much like it Peg, except that my rolls are stored vertically.


ps. You are a real redhead, aren't you???? Which finger was it???/
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Post by Polly »

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Peg, on both counts!

Thanks.

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Post by celia »

A good morning laugh! Tx Celia
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