Stress Managing

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Peggy
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Stress Managing

Post by Peggy »

Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management
meditation technique recommended in all the latest psychological texts.

The funny thing is that it works.

Picture yourself near a stream.

Birds are softly chirping in the cool mountain air.

No one knows your secret place.

You are in total seclusion from the hectic place called the world.

The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of
serenity.

The water is crystal clear.

You can easily make out the face of the person you are holding
underwater.

See. You're smiling already.

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Post by starfire »

:rofl: You're right I am!!

I copied this and sent to to people who aren't "fortunate" enough to be here.

Love, Shirley
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber"
-- Winston Churchill
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