The worst age to be..........

[Mars]

Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60 year old. "You always
feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the
toilet and nothing comes out!"

"Ah, that's nothing", said the 70 year old. "When you're seventy,
you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat
bran,you sit on the toilet all day and nothing comes out"

"Actually," said the 80 year old, "eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60 year old.

"No, not really. I pee every morning bright and early at 6:00 am.
I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock, no problem at all."


"Do you have trouble having a bowel movement?"

"No, I have one every morning bright and early at 6:30 am. Shoots
straight out of me like it was fired from a cannon."

With great exasperation, the 60 year old said, "Let me get this
straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and poop every morning
at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00."

[Peggy]

[barbaranoela]

hahahahahahahah---LMAO-----

toooooooooo funny!!!!!

Barb