Or, he might say .......

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If you are the first one in the bathroom every morning, even though you don't plan to go anywhere , you might have MC.

During a typical day, if you spend about half of your time "messing up" the bathroom, and the other half "cleaning up" the bathroom, you might have MC.

If you haven't visited some of your relatives in over 2 years, because they live over 20 miles away, you might have MC.

If you are sick and tired of hearing the phrase, "But you don't look sick", you might have MC.

If you often have morning sickness, and you know you're not pregnant, you might have MC.

If you find yourself buying new underwear a lot more often than you used to, you might have MC.

If you are afraid to leave the house, and your fear is not based on agoraphobia, you might have MC.

If you hate your GI, because everything he prescribes either does not help, or just makes you much sicker, you might have MC.

If you spend more time trying to educate your GI, than he spends trying to educate you, you might have MC.

If you have to go to a compounding pharmacy to get your medications, you might have MC.