Or he might say .....

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You might have MC if:


You recently doubled the size of you bathroom, so that you could store enough toilet paper to last you more than just a day or two.

Whenever you suddenly stand up, everyone else in the room immediately moves to the side, so that they are not between you and the door.

You spend more time in the bathroom than any other room in your home.

Your spouse never asks why, if you ask him or her to pull over, when they are driving.

Your kids no longer ask how long you are going to be in the bathroom.

Tiny tots are not the only ones in the family to wear diapers.

You carry an oversize handbag, in order to accomodate a few extra rolls of toilet paper.

You know more about diarrhea than your GI.

A big part of your exercise program involves running to the bathroom, and cleaning up afterwards.

You had the seat covers in your car changed to brown, in order to save a lot of time and effort each day.