Answer: "bread." If you said "toast," then give up now and
go do something else. Try not to hurt yourself. If you
said, "bread," go to Question 2.
2. Say "silk" five times. Now spell "silk." What do cows drink?
Answer: Cows drink water. If you said "milk," please do
not attempt the next question. Your brain is obviously
over stressed and may even overheat. It may be that you
need to content yourself with reading something more
appropriate such as Children's World. If you said "water"
then proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house
is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a
black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said
"green bricks," what the devil are you still doing here
reading these questions?????
If you said "glass," then go on to Question 4.
4. It's more than twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000
feet over Germany. (If you will recall, Germany at the time
was politically divided into West Germany and East Germany.)
Anyway, during the flight, TWO of the engines fail. The
pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides
on a crash landing procedure.
Unfortunately the engine fails before he has time and the
plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of "no man's land"
between East Germany and West Germany. Where would you
bury the survivors? East Germany or West Germany or in "no
man's land?"
Answer: You don't, of course, bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you are a real dunce and you must
NEVER try to rescue anyone from a plane crash. Your
efforts would not be appreciated. If you said, "Don't bury
the survivors," then proceed to the next question.
5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from
London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London, 17 people get
on the bus. In Reading, six people get off the bus and nine people get
on. In Swindon, two people get off and four get on. In Cardiff, 11
people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea, three people get off
and five people get on In Carmathen, six people get off and three get
on. You then arrive at Milford Haven. What was the name of the bus
driver?
Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!
