This is waaaaaay too funny!!!!
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- barbaranoela
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This is waaaaaay too funny!!!!
We were @ the Uro. today so that Dr.Latino(a she) could remove the stint which she had attached to a string so that instead of going up the wazoo and taking it out--all she had to do was pull the string---and Ka-Ching!! JACKPOT!!!!
She usually asks me to leave the room----but this time she said *do wanna watch me do this!!!!!*
I was hysterical---and of course I said !!!! NO WAY!!!!
Another great Dr.-----I luve her----
Barbara
She usually asks me to leave the room----but this time she said *do wanna watch me do this!!!!!*
I was hysterical---and of course I said !!!! NO WAY!!!!
Another great Dr.-----I luve her----
Barbara
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Mrs. Columbo,
I'll bet Lou would have preferred to leave the room, also. LOL.
If this had taken place about three weeks later, (instead of now), with that string sticking out, (kinda like a fuse), he could have painted his "wazoo" red, and the "fuse" green, and attended Halloween parties masquerading as a stick of dynamite. LOL.
Luve,
Galahad
I'll bet Lou would have preferred to leave the room, also. LOL.
If this had taken place about three weeks later, (instead of now), with that string sticking out, (kinda like a fuse), he could have painted his "wazoo" red, and the "fuse" green, and attended Halloween parties masquerading as a stick of dynamite. LOL.
Luve,
Galahad
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- MaggieRedwings
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That reminds me of the time when I was working and the company was having a Halloween party. I was in the break room when a young man said he was going to stick a potato on his "wazoo" and go as a Dictator.
I guess you had to be there at the time. Anyway, I struggled to keep a straight face and made it out of the break room and down the hall before I burst out laughing.
Tex, just couldn't resist after your post reminded me of that.
Love, Shirley
I guess you had to be there at the time. Anyway, I struggled to keep a straight face and made it out of the break room and down the hall before I burst out laughing.
Tex, just couldn't resist after your post reminded me of that.
Love, Shirley
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I went to a Halloween party once where a guy came in a trench coat with a pair of tightie-whities on with a slinky attached - when he "flashed" down and out came the slinky - it was hysterical.
Absolutly LOVE the Dictator and dynomite descriptions. I needed a good laugh - thanks!!!!
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Mars
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