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A news story to make you giggle....

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There was a time when I would have been horrified to "break wind" in an enclosed area full of strangers....now I guess I don't really care so much...But I feel for this woman! How embarrassing for her! I guess I am part 8 y.o. boy inside, because bathroom humor *still* makes me LOL :grin:

By Associated Press
Published December 6, 2006, 3:12 PM CST


NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.



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CAMary wrote:
The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane.
Were they scared she'd do it again?!?

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Hmmmmmmm,

How many votes for "unspecifed medical condition" being MC?

Funny story....... we have some pretty good ones ourselves.

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The whole world is slowly but surely losing it's collective mind. When the FBI is called in to investigate a fart, we're taking security fears way too far. I can understand a concern about the smell of burning sulfur, but when they refused to allow her back on the plane, that makes it pretty clear that society has become so civilized, that it's rapidly becoming "uncivilized", with some of it's actions against individuals.

If they didn't have all the restrictions against carry-on liquids, she could have carried a little spray bottle of odor neutralizer, rather than a box of matches. LOL.

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I do think it's odd, they didn't charge her with anything - but refused to let her back on the plane???

Also, Tex I agree it is odd that bottled water is a no-no, but a person can bring matches on a plane?!?

Gotta wonder about the medical condition...that said, if my hubby eats certain foods, he could surely send a cabin full of people scampering up to first class gasping for air....and he'll be thrilled to know I shared that with all of you :wink:

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Tex,

I could not agree more. The security issue is getting to be more of a joke than a hinderance. And yes, the world is going crazy.

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Yep, the world is going (or is) absolutely NUTS!! I don't think MOST (if any) of the security measures are going to stop a dedicated terrorist either.

My Mom always used to strike a match whenever my Day let one go. :lol:

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I know this is a bit long but totally appropriate, I think.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
THE READING ROOM.


"Yeah"! It's gotta go" said Granddad,
"The dunny's very old,
The weather boards are split and broke,
And it'd draughty, and it's cold."

So - we had a yarn among us boys
Thought - We'll give him a surprise;
Yeah! We'd build ourselves a new one -
Shift it further up the rise.

"We'll give it a northerly aspect" said Ike
"Let the sun stream through the door;
It'll be warm and bright for readin''
Grand-dad will be pleased - I'm sure.

"That's a good idea" said Billy
As he gave the dorg a kick;
"Yeah! We'll build her up upon a rise
And we'll build her out of brick.

Fred was the real impetuous one
And he said to brother Ike
"Get a length of fuse and dynamite -
We'll demolish the old dyke."
Well, he set the charge and lit the fuse
You could see his day was made
We lit a smoke, strolled down the slope
To sit there in the shade.

Then up the path like a flamin' jet
Raced Grandma through the trees,
Straight in through the dunny door
With her dress above her knees.

•Then all at once, a mighty bang
Brother Ike fell off his chair
And there was Gran - still on the seat
•Came flying through the air.
Well, we rolled around in laughter
Although I don't know if we ought,
But to think that our dear old Gran
Was a flamin' astronaut.

Then Ike picked up his broken chair
But he didn't give a damn,
!Cause there was Gran, seat round her neck
In the middle of the dam.

"Go and pull your Grandma out"
I said to brother Jim;
"Shake it up, leave on your boots,
You know that she can't swim.

So in Jim went, dragged Grandma out,
She looked a proper wreck;
Hair all matted and dripping wet
With the dyke seat round her neck.

Gran smiled and spoke through toothless gums
We thought she'd start to rouse;
But she grinned and said "By crikey!
Lucky I didn't let that one off in the house!"


Love

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:ROFL: :ROFL:

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Poor woman.

Not long ago, I was with my sister at Family Dollar (store) when I had gas sooooooooooo bad and oh my! What a smell! I ran in ahead of the smell, trying to not laugh toooooo hard - but the dang smell followed me (not to mention leaving a horrific odor in my wake!)

Anyways, there was a sweet little ole' black woman in the store who looked at my sister and said " oh my, somebody lost something!" It was hysterical!!!!!!!! We laughed for hours!

True story!

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Post by annie oakley »

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Now that's funny Liz Love Oma
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