To the grocer:
Load me down with all the bread and fiber you can find, it helps stop the D
Preservatives? Give me more, they don't bother me!
You want me to read the labels? (for MI's!)
You're out of Charmin? Oh well, give me the generic brand - it's soft enough!
To the Pharmasist:
Just give me whatever everyone else is taking, all medicines work the same for everyone
I need all the NSAIDs you can find - they are GREAT for the GUT!
Things you will NEVER hear an MC'er say...
Moderators: Rosie, Jean, CAMary, moremuscle, JFR, Dee, xet, Peggy, Matthew, Gabes-Apg, grannyh, Gloria, Mars, starfire, Polly, Joefnh
Things you will NEVER hear an MC'er say...
"Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful." -- Buddha