must read way to funny--joke

[barbaranoela]

USING BIG PEOPLE WORDS





A little twist on the "Johnny" series.



Big People Words
>
>A class of kindergartners was trying very hard to become accustomed to the
>first grade The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on
>"NO baby talk!" "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always
>reminding them.
>
>She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend?
>
>"I went to visit my Nana."
>
>"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big people' words!"
>
>She then asked Mitchell what he had done "I took a ride on a choo-choo ."
>
>She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big
>People' words."
>
>She then asked little Alec what he had done?
>
>"I read a book," he replied.
>
> "That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?"
>
>
>
>Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his little chest with
>great pride,
>And said, "Winnie the shi*

P.S.I THOUGHT THIS PROPER FOR OUR ISSUES
PSS. this is even funnier--Mr. Louie didnt get Winnie--The POOH---
PSSS. Hope this is taken with good laughs---
barbara---

[JJ]

Hahahahahahha......JJ

[MaggieRedwings]

I loved it.

LOve, Maggie

[tex]

Great! Thanks for a good laugh, this morning.

Luve,
Galahad

[starfire]

I hadn't heard that one before and thanks. It's cute.

Love, Shirley

[CAMary]

Here's my 8 y.o.'s favorite...

going with the same literary theme...

"Why did tigger stick his head in the toilet?"

"I don't know, why?"

"He was looking for Pooh!"

Makes me smile every time!

Mary

[Peggy]

Barb and Mary - you both cracked me up (pun intended!).

Luv
Peg

[annie oakley]

Cute Joke Barb...Loved it. Shirley that would make me smile also. Love Oma