Please copy and paste with your additions, corrections, and historical facts, for the sake of posterity:
Norman = started by _________ as a mistyping of "normal". Norman has now become the standard for normal, pre-MC bowel movement. ie, 'Norman visited my house today'. He is notoriously fickle.

Elvis= _____(photo) hurling, puking, barfing: calling for Elvis on the big white phone. Named because of the "lip thing" he has going on.
Mona Lisa = picture perfect frame-able poop
OMG = Oh My God
ROTFLMAO = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

Bonk, or THE GAVEL = for political correctness and historical accuracy, equal time should be given for the the Republican (Wayne) explanation, and the Democratic (Peggy) rebuttal:
*R -
*D - this application in used on the rare occasion that Wayne requires a gentle reminder. He also has his own custom engraved gavel at home should he require self-administration.
IOW = in other words
IMHO = in my humble opinion
LOL = lots of laughs, or laugh out loud
BTW = by the way
TTYL = talk to ya later
FM = founding member of this website (all of US - YAY!)
MI = mutliply-intolerant
GF, DF, SF, CF, YF = (in order) gluten-free, dairy-free, soy-free, corn-free, yeast-free
Help somebody - - - -

The different kinds of MC poops - battery acid, loosy goosy, bullets, soft-serve, and I forget the name of the one that looks fine until you flush and then it disappears into a cloud of dust (does anyone remember who named it - was it Dee?). I don't think any of these require further definition if you are an MCer! LOL!
D = diarrhea
All my best, friends, Marsha
