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I was on a call with a customer....I had just put the customer on hold because I was having system issues. It was moving like a snail. So while the customer was muted and could not hear I got frustrated with the slowness that I said way too loud, that I could make cookies and grow hair on my face faster that this page could load. Of course not thinking or paying much attention to my cubicle mates laughing and rolling on the floor.....I said oh wait as I was feeling my chin and actually felt one of those hairs you get when you get older....when just as my Boss passes I say oh wait I think I feel a couple hairs now. He turned and said that's more than I have. I felt 2 inches tall and real dumb. But the lady next to me said that it was funny. Not to make it any worse......I find a tick on my neck while I am talking to same customer. So I pull the tick off while never missing a beat in the conversation.....when Brenda the lady next to me hold up her board (dry erase board, we can't have paper) with the words what is that? written on it. I hold up my board with the words written on it a Tic!.... she threw her board down and moved as far as the headset cord would allow. So There I am crushing a tick between finger nails , talking to a custmore and writing on the board that..."it's ok Brenda!!!!!I have killed the wicked tick. so I had to catch up to my boss and explaine what I meant by the hairs. Foot in mouth. Love Oma
May I be more compassionate and loving than yeterday*and be able to spot the idiots in advance
Hahahahahaha. That really was funny. Thanks for a good laugh. LOL.
Love,
Tex
It is suspected that some of the hardest material known to science can be found in the skulls of GI specialists who insist that diet has nothing to do with the treatment of microscopic colitis.
Humor will get you through the worst of times and it sure helps the day go faster at work!
Love,
Mars
"Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful." -- Buddha
on the floor.....I said oh wait as I was feeling my chin and actually felt one of those hairs you get when you get older....when just as my Boss passes I say oh wait I think I feel a couple hairs now. He turned and said that's more than I have. I felt 2 inches tall and real dumb. 
But the lady next to me said that it was funny. Not to make it any worse......I find a tick on my neck while I am talking to same customer. So I pull the tick off while never missing a beat in the conversation.....when Brenda the lady next to me hold up her board (dry erase board, we can't have paper) with the words what is that? written on it. I hold up my board with the words written on it a Tic!.... she threw her board down and moved as far as the headset cord would allow. So There I am crushing a tick between finger nails , talking to a custmore and writing on the board that..."it's ok Brenda!!!!!I have killed the wicked tick. so I had to catch up to my boss and explaine what I meant by the hairs. Foot in mouth. Love Oma
me up!
