My Avatar Froggie poem

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Mars
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My Avatar Froggie poem

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I am a little froggie, sitting on my throne
I thought I left a stinker, but really, I just groaned!

My butt is always blistered, chafed and red, oh my
Every time I sit here, all I want to do is cry.

Today I ran out of toilet paper, the Charmin is no more
I’m trying to get finished, now there’s someone at the door!

I am a little froggie, sitting on my throne
My butt’s afire, my, how the smell has grown!

The knocks are getting louder, my agitation grows
Someone better bring me TP before the toilet blows!

Alas, someone is coming, I hear them running fast
The Potty People army is finally here at last!

I am a little froggie, no longer on my throne
My friends are all around me, I’ll never be alone.
"Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful." -- Buddha
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Post by Polly »

Love it, Mars! Any poem about a frog is fine with me.
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Love,

Polly
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Post by starfire »

I especially love the ending, Mars!! Good Job!!

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When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber"
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Post by Sally »

Wonderful, Mars!!! I loved it!!!

Love,

Sally
Mitakuye oyasin
(Lakota for "We are all related")
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