A Little Levity For The Day
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A Little Levity For The Day
A woman goes to see her doctor, to get a followup report on a colonoscopy exam that had been done the previous week. He says, "I have some good news, and some bad news - the good news is that it's only diarrhea - you've got microscopic colitis". "The bad news is that there is no guarantee that any of the medications that I can prescribe will successfully stop it", and then he scribbled something down on a prescription pad, tore it off, and handed it to her. She looked at the piece of paper, scowled, and said, "Is this a prescription? There's only a name here - I don't understand". The doc says, "That's the name of the best home improvement contractor in town." Now she was really confused, and beginning to get a little upset, so she said, "Why in hell would I want the name of a building contractor, when I've got uncontrollable diarrhea?" Without batting an eye, he responded, "So you can add a couple of bathrooms to your home, silly."
It is suspected that some of the hardest material known to science can be found in the skulls of GI specialists who insist that diet has nothing to do with the treatment of microscopic colitis.
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Galahad--how true how true---
Fortunately we have 3 (one full---2 halfs) but one would be in BIG trouble if the *surge* came and U needed the fuller one -- and had to make the mad dash upstairs---U learned how to jump the stairs
The habit has never left--always keeping the eye OPENED--when out---for the THRONES!!
luve Columbo
Fortunately we have 3 (one full---2 halfs) but one would be in BIG trouble if the *surge* came and U needed the fuller one -- and had to make the mad dash upstairs---U learned how to jump the stairs
The habit has never left--always keeping the eye OPENED--when out---for the THRONES!!
luve Columbo
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