A Little Levity For The Day

[tex]

A woman goes to see her doctor, to get a followup report on a colonoscopy exam that had been done the previous week. He says, "I have some good news, and some bad news - the good news is that it's only diarrhea - you've got microscopic colitis". "The bad news is that there is no guarantee that any of the medications that I can prescribe will successfully stop it", and then he scribbled something down on a prescription pad, tore it off, and handed it to her. She looked at the piece of paper, scowled, and said, "Is this a prescription? There's only a name here - I don't understand". The doc says, "That's the name of the best home improvement contractor in town." Now she was really confused, and beginning to get a little upset, so she said, "Why in hell would I want the name of a building contractor, when I've got uncontrollable diarrhea?" Without batting an eye, he responded, "So you can add a couple of bathrooms to your home, silly."

[JJ]

Hahahahahaha...JJ

[MaggieRedwings]

Hi Tex,

I am sure that was your very creative joke and how true it is but how funny you are.

Love, Maggie

[Mars]

[barbaranoela]

Galahad--how true how true---

Fortunately we have 3 (one full---2 halfs) but one would be in BIG trouble if the *surge* came and U needed the fuller one -- and had to make the mad dash upstairs---U learned how to jump the stairs

The habit has never left--always keeping the eye OPENED--when out---for the THRONES!!

luve Columbo

[starfire]

Now if we could pull one around behind the car or something like that, we'd be in business.

Thanks for the laugh.

Love, Shirley

[annie oakley]

HAAAAHAAAAAHAHA!!!!! That's funny Tex Love Oma