One More Time
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One More Time
A married couple, who just happened to both be MCers, were getting a divorce. The reason stated for the dissolution of the union was mental cruelty, (each party claimed that the other pretended to be sicker than they actually were, and spent all their time in the bathroom). Since they had been married for over 25 years, they had accumulated quite a lot of community property that had to be divided. The process was going pretty smoothly, and the respective attorneys had almost completed a plan for the settlement, except for one item that was bitterly contested. Both parties insisted that it should be granted to them, and they absolutely refused to negotiate on it. When the case finally came to trial, the judge had to make a tough decision, and after much deliberation, he ruled that the toilet paper supply should be divided evenly.
It is suspected that some of the hardest material known to science can be found in the skulls of GI specialists who insist that diet has nothing to do with the treatment of microscopic colitis.
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