Barb Re Peanut Butter
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Barb Re Peanut Butter
Hey I got to thinking after I talked to you today on the phone******* Next doctor visit you need to go with a banana in your pocket and a small container of peanut butter in the other pocket. Make sure there is peanut butter on your upper lip. While the doctor talks to you pull out the banana and peanut butter and dip the banana in the peanur butter and take a bite. Then before he can say a word anounnce" oh Gee Doc can this wait a couple minutes, ya see I need to go to the bathroom and go Number two. Back in a minute!!!!!" Then run to the potty laugh your a__ off and go back in a bout 5 min. Ha Ha HA Ha!!!!!!!! Love Oma
May I be more compassionate and loving than yeterday*and be able to spot the idiots in advance
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Oma---too funny---specially when I said OMA who???
Appears that Calamity is the name that fits U most---
AnyHOO---In my house I dont do the CAVE MAN DIET---we do the CAVE MAN getting ATTENTION bit and that is---- if U heard CaveMan Louie--yelling (which I didnt hear him) *barbara pick up the phone-and cus I am downstairs and not hearing him--our communication is!!! STOMP--STOMP--on the floor to SIGNAL me that the phone is for me!!!
And this morning for breakfast I had OAT cereal---UGH--UGH--UGH--
threw in some cinnamon but U can have it!!!
Give me my 's
I ,thank goodness have been fine with my eating habits---WHY-I let myself be talked into something else?? I DUNNO!!!
Thats me---easily talked into things and then I am a total nasty person all day--
And I hope I didnt sound that way to U---if so--please forgive me--
Luve
Barbara
Appears that Calamity is the name that fits U most---
AnyHOO---In my house I dont do the CAVE MAN DIET---we do the CAVE MAN getting ATTENTION bit and that is---- if U heard CaveMan Louie--yelling (which I didnt hear him) *barbara pick up the phone-and cus I am downstairs and not hearing him--our communication is!!! STOMP--STOMP--on the floor to SIGNAL me that the phone is for me!!!
And this morning for breakfast I had OAT cereal---UGH--UGH--UGH--
threw in some cinnamon but U can have it!!!
Give me my 's
I ,thank goodness have been fine with my eating habits---WHY-I let myself be talked into something else?? I DUNNO!!!
Thats me---easily talked into things and then I am a total nasty person all day--
And I hope I didnt sound that way to U---if so--please forgive me--
Luve
Barbara
the fruit of the spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness and self-control
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There aint a thing to forgive****I love ya just as you are. And yes I heard MR L yelling for you to pick up the phone. You And Mr L are too funny. Eat the peanut butter and hang what the doc told you about babana's Love Ya Nanna girl!! Love Oma
May I be more compassionate and loving than yeterday*and be able to spot the idiots in advance