Lucky me--I got a cleaning lady---U have to read this

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Lucky me--I got a cleaning lady---U have to read this

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Well first I shall say---am happy for the better news in the posting yet feeling badly for those who are still--waiting to walk the *wellness-road*

NOW---
Cus this sciatic pain--is really a pain from butt right down my leg---it has hindered my neurotic :lol: cleaning stuff-- sooooooooooooooo--my house cleaner is MR. Luciano---comes *cheap* too-

He started *cleaning-up* and in the process said *Barbara, I figured what is so difficult---but now I am seeing something I didnt realize-- :yikes: ---
*no kidding !! said *eye*-- and then added *what about the PAY* HUH???
Cleaner Man :lol: and then replied---* yup I think I short-changed U*--especially cleaning the :cleantoilet: and the :flush: and the :footprint: that U always :banned: -specially when it rained and I walked thru the backyard and then came into the house---
SUCCESS--went my brain----he is appreciating :thumbsup:

Said *I* yup I deserved a raise and now I want retro active pay!!
*ok* he replies---*how far back???-- Say *I* 54 years worth!!
:aprilfool:
Says the Maid----*I quit* :lol: :lol: :lol:

Now eating is great-- all ala carte----Breakfast--lunch and dinner
1. Castiva
2.Alleve
3.Freeze It
4.Ultra Strength Muscle Rub
5.Tylenol
No dishes --- :lol:

but the best is dessert---U see I read that the skin of a *banana-peal* will do wonders for psorasis--soooooooooooo @ night time I take a peel of the skin---wrap it around my ankle and *wallah* BANANA SPLIT!!

Mr. Luciano(the X-maid)----gets hysterical---and says---*barbara--nobody would believe this!!! :rofl: so he then gives me a :hug: --

I am still @ the PT guy--doing Xercizers @ home---using the big green rubber ball also--and as Mr. Frank says---*Barbara--we will get U PERFECT* I am trusting him~~~~~

Take care all
keep a :smile:
Going for some *ala-carte* snacks now--- :thumbsup:
Barbara :bigbighug:
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DELIGHTFUL!!! Absolutely DELIGHTFUL!!

:grin: Love, Shirley
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Post by mini »

Oh Barbara that was wonderful!!

Take good care of yourself sweetie.

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Hahahahaha....I needed that laugh Barbara! JJ :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Never a dull moment around your house. Great story!

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You're such a funny lady! Thanks for sharing!

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Post by annie oakley »

How very funny Barb. Got to love it!! Love Oma
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Post by Dee »

Barb!!
Outside of your pain in the butt scaitic problem,
the rest of your post :ROFL: :ROFL:

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Post by sunny »

Barbara...I'm still laughing!!!
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Post by MaggieRedwings »

Morning Barbara,

You never cease to amaze me! When I am most down, I read a post from you and it entirely lifts my spirits. Hysterical.

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