Lucky me--I got a cleaning lady---U have to read this
Moderators: Rosie, Stanz, Jean, CAMary, moremuscle, JFR, Dee, xet, Peggy, Matthew, Gabes-Apg, grannyh, Gloria, Mars, starfire, Polly, Joefnh
- barbaranoela
- Emperor Penguin
- Posts: 5394
- Joined: Wed May 25, 2005 6:11 pm
- Location: New York
Lucky me--I got a cleaning lady---U have to read this
Well first I shall say---am happy for the better news in the posting yet feeling badly for those who are still--waiting to walk the *wellness-road*
NOW---
Cus this sciatic pain--is really a pain from butt right down my leg---it has hindered my neurotic cleaning stuff-- sooooooooooooooo--my house cleaner is MR. Luciano---comes *cheap* too-
He started *cleaning-up* and in the process said *Barbara, I figured what is so difficult---but now I am seeing something I didnt realize-- ---
*no kidding !! said *eye*-- and then added *what about the PAY* HUH???
Cleaner Man and then replied---* yup I think I short-changed U*--especially cleaning the and the and the that U always -specially when it rained and I walked thru the backyard and then came into the house---
SUCCESS--went my brain----he is appreciating
Said *I* yup I deserved a raise and now I want retro active pay!!
*ok* he replies---*how far back???-- Say *I* 54 years worth!!
Says the Maid----*I quit*
Now eating is great-- all ala carte----Breakfast--lunch and dinner
1. Castiva
2.Alleve
3.Freeze It
4.Ultra Strength Muscle Rub
5.Tylenol
No dishes ---
but the best is dessert---U see I read that the skin of a *banana-peal* will do wonders for psorasis--soooooooooooo @ night time I take a peel of the skin---wrap it around my ankle and *wallah* BANANA SPLIT!!
Mr. Luciano(the X-maid)----gets hysterical---and says---*barbara--nobody would believe this!!! so he then gives me a --
I am still @ the PT guy--doing Xercizers @ home---using the big green rubber ball also--and as Mr. Frank says---*Barbara--we will get U PERFECT* I am trusting him~~~~~
Take care all
keep a
Going for some *ala-carte* snacks now---
Barbara
NOW---
Cus this sciatic pain--is really a pain from butt right down my leg---it has hindered my neurotic cleaning stuff-- sooooooooooooooo--my house cleaner is MR. Luciano---comes *cheap* too-
He started *cleaning-up* and in the process said *Barbara, I figured what is so difficult---but now I am seeing something I didnt realize-- ---
*no kidding !! said *eye*-- and then added *what about the PAY* HUH???
Cleaner Man and then replied---* yup I think I short-changed U*--especially cleaning the and the and the that U always -specially when it rained and I walked thru the backyard and then came into the house---
SUCCESS--went my brain----he is appreciating
Said *I* yup I deserved a raise and now I want retro active pay!!
*ok* he replies---*how far back???-- Say *I* 54 years worth!!
Says the Maid----*I quit*
Now eating is great-- all ala carte----Breakfast--lunch and dinner
1. Castiva
2.Alleve
3.Freeze It
4.Ultra Strength Muscle Rub
5.Tylenol
No dishes ---
but the best is dessert---U see I read that the skin of a *banana-peal* will do wonders for psorasis--soooooooooooo @ night time I take a peel of the skin---wrap it around my ankle and *wallah* BANANA SPLIT!!
Mr. Luciano(the X-maid)----gets hysterical---and says---*barbara--nobody would believe this!!! so he then gives me a --
I am still @ the PT guy--doing Xercizers @ home---using the big green rubber ball also--and as Mr. Frank says---*Barbara--we will get U PERFECT* I am trusting him~~~~~
Take care all
keep a
Going for some *ala-carte* snacks now---
Barbara
the fruit of the spirit is love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness and self-control
-
- King Penguin
- Posts: 3859
- Joined: Fri May 13, 2011 5:56 pm
- MaggieRedwings
- King Penguin
- Posts: 3865
- Joined: Tue May 31, 2005 3:16 am
- Location: SE Pennsylvania