Happy 92nd Birthday (Just Couldn't Resist Sharing This)

jodibelle352 · Post by **jodibelle352** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:06 pm

An old fellow was celebrating 92 years on this Earth.
He spoke to his toes.

'Hello, toes!' he said. 'How are you, toes? You know, you are 92 today.
Oh, the times we've had! Remember we walked in the park in summer every Sunday afternoon. The times we waltzed on the dance floor? Happy Birthday, toes!'

'Hello, knees,' he continued. 'How are you, knees? You know you're 92
today. Oh, the times we've had! Remember when we marched in the
parade? Oh, the hurdles we've jumped together. Happy Birthday
knees!'

Then, he looked down at his crotch. 'Hello Willie! You little bugger, if
you were alive today, you'd be 92'.

Post by **tex** » Fri Jul 18, 2008 8:20 pm

Tex

Dee · Post by **Dee** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:31 am

Loved It!!!!

Love
Dee~~~

JLH · Post by **JLH** » Sat Jul 19, 2008 4:53 am

I had never heard it called a willy until a British friend said that about her horse. I guess I lead a shelterd life.

My Mom turned 92 in June!

Glad to see you posting.

MaggieRedwings · Post by **MaggieRedwings** » Mon Jul 21, 2008 4:06 am

Thanks for the first laugh of the day.

Love, Maggie

angy · Post by **angy** » Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:53 pm

Hehe