Calmoseptine Ointment

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Carol Arnett
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Calmoseptine Ointment

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I don`t know if any of you are suffering from a sore bottom but if so, Calmoseptine is like a miracle ointment. Four years ago it cleared baboon butt up over night. I didn`t have to use it this time but they gave me 2 tubes at the hospital and I have been using it on a rash Harry has and 3 days and it`s over. I have used it on my dogs hot spots, as well.

It is RX only but really inexpensive...less than $20.00 at most pharmacies.....4 oz.. tube and it lasts forever.

Hope no one needs it but thought I would share. Love, Carol
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Hi Carol,

I agree! One of the nurses that I work with told me about that. She used to do Home-Care and they used if for patients. I had to ask for it at the pharmacy but I did not need a script, they just had it behind the counter. I carry it with me in case of a "bad day." I only wish that I had had it when I did the prep for the colonoscopy! My butt was screaming that day!!!!

Happiness will be when the day comes that I don't have to carry Butt Cream in my purse!!!!!!!
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As Jeff Foxworthy might say:

If you carry Butt Cream in your purse, you might have MC.

:lol: :lol:

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It is suspected that some of the hardest material known to science can be found in the skulls of GI specialists who insist that diet has nothing to do with the treatment of microscopic colitis.
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Butt Cream

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You would even be a FUNNY president, Tex. Ha Ha!! :smile: :smile: :smile:
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For my colonoscopy prep the doc said to use creamy Desitin. (I think that's right. I can't find it right now, naturally.) It worked perfectly and was a lot cheaper than $20.
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