I was just reading today's posts and in my "brain fog" was staring off into space and my DH noticed and asked what I was thinking about and I said I was "space trucking" and he asked what was I hauling and I responded (without thinking)---I'm hauling a bunch of poop!!!!!!
Cracking myself up ;-)
I have to share
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I have to share
LOL,
Leslie
Leslie
Leslie,
No question about it - you're one of us, all right.
As Jeff Foxworthy would say, (if he told jokes about MC):
When your spouse asks you what you're thinking about, and you say "poop",
You might have MC.
When you catch yourself daydreaming about a BM so perfectly formed that it could qualify for a blue ribbon,
You might have MC.
If you can't flush the toilet without peeking into the bowl,
You might have MC.
If the word "accident" has an entirely different meaning for you, than it does for most people,
You might have MC.
When you're able to truly appreciate jokes such as these,
You might have MC.
Tex
No question about it - you're one of us, all right. As Jeff Foxworthy would say, (if he told jokes about MC):
When your spouse asks you what you're thinking about, and you say "poop",
You might have MC.
When you catch yourself daydreaming about a BM so perfectly formed that it could qualify for a blue ribbon,
You might have MC.
If you can't flush the toilet without peeking into the bowl,
You might have MC.
If the word "accident" has an entirely different meaning for you, than it does for most people,
You might have MC.
When you're able to truly appreciate jokes such as these,
You might have MC.
Tex
It is suspected that some of the hardest material known to science can be found in the skulls of GI specialists who insist that diet has nothing to do with the treatment of microscopic colitis.
Y'all are too funny!!! I may not have the typical symptoms assoc with MC (usually more C instead of D), but I can so relate to having to look into the bowl and being obsessed with all things poop related. Just a couple of weeks ago Norman visited one day and it was so beautiful I came out of the bathroom dancing and giddy. At least hubby thought it was funny, too.
