The Black Bra

Please post any jokes that have been found to be helpful in relieving the symptoms of Microscopic Colitis in this area. Please make sure that they are rated G or PG, as we have members of all ages, and various backgrounds in this diverse group. Any joke that fails this ratings test can be posted in the X-Rated Room, where access is restricted to those in the proper age group, who are comfortable with such jokes.

Moderators: Rosie, Jean, CAMary, moremuscle, JFR, Dee, xet, Peggy, Matthew, Gabes-Apg, grannyh, Gloria, Mars, starfire, Polly, Joefnh

Post Reply
Dee
Rockhopper Penguin
Rockhopper Penguin
Posts: 1941
Joined: Thu May 26, 2005 4:40 am
Location: OHIO

The Black Bra

Post by Dee »

NOT INTENDED TO OFFEND ANYONE!!
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
One is engaged, one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men
by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.
We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here's how it all went.

My engaged friend:
The other night my boyfriend came over and found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams. I love you.'
Then we made love all night long.

The mistress:
Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice,
heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't
say a word, but we had wild sex all night.

Then I had to share my story:
When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings,
stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Batman?"
"What the heart gives away is never gone ... It is kept in the hearts of others."
User avatar
tex
Site Admin
Site Admin
Posts: 35064
Joined: Tue May 24, 2005 9:00 am
Location: Central Texas

Post by tex »

:ROFL:
:cowboy:

It is suspected that some of the hardest material known to science can be found in the skulls of GI specialists who insist that diet has nothing to do with the treatment of microscopic colitis.
starfire
Moderator
Moderator
Posts: 5198
Joined: Wed May 25, 2005 5:48 am
Location: Pennsylvania

Post by starfire »

THAT is a hoot!!! I think I have to copy and send it on.

And, glad you have a picture again. It's lovely. :grin:

Love, Shirley
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber"
-- Winston Churchill
Post Reply

Return to “Jokes Room”