Just my ornery side!!!!!

[Dee]

Not intended to offend anyone!!!
An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church.

'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my
last confession. I had sex with Nookie Green twice last month.'

The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.'

Soon thereafter, another Irish man entered the
confessional. 'Father, it has been two months since my last confession..
I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the past two months.'

This time, the priest questioned, 'Who is this Nookie Green?'

'A new woman in the neighborhood,' the sinner replied.

'Very well,' sighed the priest. Go and say ten Hail Mary's.

At mass the next morning, as the priest prepared to
deliver the sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop-dead gorgeous redheaded woman entered
the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fell upon her as she
slowly sashayed up the aisle and sat down right in front of the priest. Her
dress was green and very short, and she wore matching, shiny emerald-green shoes.

The priest and the altar boy gasped as the woman in the
green dress and matching green shoes sat with her legs spread slightly
apart, but just enough to realize she wasn't wearing any underwear.

The priest turned to the altar boy and whispered, 'Is that Nookie Green?'

The bug-eyed altar boy couldn't believe his ears but
managed to calmly reply, 'No Father, I think it's just a reflection from her shoes.

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[Jan]

Dee,

Thanks so much for the laugh. I copied it and sent it to my best Irish friend. She has that same sense of humor.

Jan