CA MARY~~~~~~ Wait till U read this--hahaha
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- barbaranoela
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CA MARY~~~~~~ Wait till U read this--hahaha
Hiya Mary----yup I do believe that I usually *crack* people up---
TODAY---I walked into the beauty salon to get my hair cut---
Sooo---I say(as usual) good morning ladies and they all turn around and are looking @ me rather strangely???
Ellen asks me----*how come U R here today???*
I say---Why, its Thursday isnt it?*
They start to laugh and tell me --NO---Barbara its Wednesday!!!!
Ellen says embarrasing, isnt it?
I am hysterical and said *no---not for me----*
So i drove home---Lou wonders why I am back so soon---and then I relayed the story---
He was laughing cus he thought it was Thursday too!!!!
I am going to hang a sign around me---Name____ address____ and please take me home!!!!!
My kids think the older I got the nuttier I became----
I then tell them well after raising U guys----now its MY TIME TO BE NUTTY~~~~~
Gotta laugh Mary--one day I will tell U the story about being with Dan(lou's cousin) and Noreen----this would really crack U up----
God luve her---she was my soul mate---passed away @ age 53---
Have a great day tomorrow Mary--
luv Barbara----
TODAY---I walked into the beauty salon to get my hair cut---
Sooo---I say(as usual) good morning ladies and they all turn around and are looking @ me rather strangely???
Ellen asks me----*how come U R here today???*
I say---Why, its Thursday isnt it?*
They start to laugh and tell me --NO---Barbara its Wednesday!!!!
Ellen says embarrasing, isnt it?
I am hysterical and said *no---not for me----*
So i drove home---Lou wonders why I am back so soon---and then I relayed the story---
He was laughing cus he thought it was Thursday too!!!!
I am going to hang a sign around me---Name____ address____ and please take me home!!!!!
My kids think the older I got the nuttier I became----
I then tell them well after raising U guys----now its MY TIME TO BE NUTTY~~~~~
Gotta laugh Mary--one day I will tell U the story about being with Dan(lou's cousin) and Noreen----this would really crack U up----
God luve her---she was my soul mate---passed away @ age 53---
Have a great day tomorrow Mary--
luv Barbara----
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Barb...Here's a sign I used to hang in my Office when I worked construction.....
I have gone to look for myself,
If I should show up before I return,
Please keep me here til I return:
Thank you for your help.
Love Oma
I have gone to look for myself,
If I should show up before I return,
Please keep me here til I return:
Thank you for your help.
Love Oma
May I be more compassionate and loving than yeterday*and be able to spot the idiots in advance
- barbaranoela
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GOOD ONE OMA~~~~~
thats perfect---I will have to write that down--
nighty-nite
luv Barb
nighty-nite
luv Barb
Barbara Life with you would always be a wonderful adventure and no two days alike, and there ain't nothin' wrong with that!
And Sister, I have done the same thing myself. But the thing is, I can't remember just how many times I have done it. But it has been more then the fingers on my one hand.
Luv u Barb
Wendy
And Sister, I have done the same thing myself. But the thing is, I can't remember just how many times I have done it. But it has been more then the fingers on my one hand.
Luv u Barb
Wendy
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- kate_ce1995
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LOL,
The saying my math teacher had in her office was:
How many of them were there?
Which way were they going?
How fast were they moving?
I must find them...
I am their leader!
Glad you could laugh. I don't know how any of you retired folk can keep track of which day it is! Everytime we have a holiday, or I'm out sick or something, I haven't a clue for the rest of the week!
Katy
The saying my math teacher had in her office was:
How many of them were there?
Which way were they going?
How fast were they moving?
I must find them...
I am their leader!
Glad you could laugh. I don't know how any of you retired folk can keep track of which day it is! Everytime we have a holiday, or I'm out sick or something, I haven't a clue for the rest of the week!
Katy
Katy, every morning when I go to get Abby's food bowls I look to see if I have any phone messages and look at the calendar to see what day it is. I HAVE to. Otherwise, I haven't a clue either.
Miss BN, do you walk from one end of the house to the other for something and by the time you get there you have forgotten what it was that you were going there for? I find myself in the kitchen asking, "What am I doing here?"
Lots of love,
Sally
Miss BN, do you walk from one end of the house to the other for something and by the time you get there you have forgotten what it was that you were going there for? I find myself in the kitchen asking, "What am I doing here?"
Lots of love,
Sally
Mitakuye oyasin
(Lakota for "We are all related")
(Lakota for "We are all related")
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