Please post any jokes that have been found to be helpful in relieving the symptoms of Microscopic Colitis in this area. Please make sure that they are rated G or PG, as we have members of all ages, and various backgrounds in this diverse group. Any joke that fails this ratings test can be posted in the X-Rated Room, where access is restricted to those in the proper age group, who are comfortable with such jokes.
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Gas Bag
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Posts: 198 Joined: Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:00 amLocation: Washington State
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by Gas Bag Fri Aug 07, 2009 7:35 am
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.
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tex
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by tex Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:01 am
Tex
It is suspected that some of the hardest material known to science can be found in the skulls of GI specialists who insist that diet has nothing to do with the treatment of microscopic colitis.
starfire
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by starfire Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:53 pm
Thanks so much, you have no idea how much I needed a laugh!!!
When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber"
Gas Bag
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Posts: 198 Joined: Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:00 amLocation: Washington State
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by Gas Bag Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:07 pm
starfire wrote: Thanks so much, you have no idea how much I needed a laugh!!!
Glad you laughed, I know what you mean Shirley, about sometimes needing a good laugh.
Hi Tex.
Deb
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mbeezie
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by mbeezie Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:11 pm
OK Maxine . . . think I heard that before, but still funny
Mary Beth
Gas Bag
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by Gas Bag Fri Aug 07, 2009 4:17 pm
mbeezie wrote: OK Maxine . . . think I heard that before, but still funny
Mary Beth
I love Maxine, she's got a great attitude.
Deb
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Gloria
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by Gloria Fri Aug 07, 2009 5:21 pm
You never know what you can do until you have to do it.
iceburg
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by iceburg Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:00 am
If you want to change the world, you must start at home.
harma
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by harma Sat Jun 11, 2011 8:14 am
"As the sense of identity shifts from the imaginary person to your real being as presence awareness, the life of suffering dissolves like mist before the rising sun"
Sharaine
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by Sharaine Fri Jul 01, 2011 9:10 pm
ROFL
fatbuster205
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by fatbuster205 Wed Jun 20, 2012 10:36 am
Oh my gosh I needed that! Brilliant - absolutely brilliant!
