Witty words of wisdom

[Momster]

Thought you might enjoy these:

Witty Words of Wisdom

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it..

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Be nice to the nerds and geeks in high school -- you'll be working for them in the future

Love - Momster

[annie oakley]

like that Momster, especially the last line about being nice to geeks in high school. I always ran with the under dog and unwanted's in school. I must copy that down. Thank you for sharing that. Love Oma

[Sally]

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

For some reason, that strikes me as hilarious. I must remember that one.

Love,

Sally, whose mouth should be declared a deadly weapon.

[harvest_table]

Momster,

Those are witty and WISE words of wisdom. Thanks for sharing.

Whose the babe your holding in your arms? Is it who I think it is?

Love,
Joanna

[Peggy]

Joanna,

That's my sister's daughter, my niece, and Momster's granddaughter Sara.

She just turned 15!!!

Heck, I was never THAT cute (assuming of course you thought it was me LOL)

Hugz

[harvest_table]

Peg,

Silly me, I did think it was you! I'm sure you were just as pretty a baby as she was though.


Joanna

[Momster]

Pegster!!!

You were the cutest baby ever. Red curly hair, big green eyes and those cute freckles. People used to stop me just to get a better look (you hated that).

The baby in the picture is Sara, as Peg said, and I put it on there to honour her 15th birthday, which was on July 16.

I think cute babies just run in our family - I bet everyone else here thinks they run in their families also. We are all just special people here.

Love - Momster