Yearly Exam

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LADY'S YEARLY EXAM



Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain

basics. How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say. The nurse puts me

on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say. The nurse checks and

sees that I only measure 5'2'. She then takes my blood pressure and tells

me it

is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was

tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac. What a b****.
DISCLAIMER: I am not a doctor and don't play one on TV.

LDN July 18, 2014

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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It is suspected that some of the hardest material known to science can be found in the skulls of GI specialists who insist that diet has nothing to do with the treatment of microscopic colitis.
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