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Blonde joke

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A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”
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Post by JLH »

:lol: :lol: Good joke for PP......
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Post by ant »

:rofl:

Thanks for the laugh,

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Post by Joefnh »

I just read this one and haven't stopped laughing yet

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Post by tex »

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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It is suspected that some of the hardest material known to science can be found in the skulls of GI specialists who insist that diet has nothing to do with the treatment of microscopic colitis.
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Post by harma »

The blond girl is asking: this crap?? :emptytoiletpaperroll:
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Post by tex »

Yes, in the U. S., people refer to junk, litter, debris, trash, etc., as "crap", but "crap" is also vulgar slang referring to defecation.

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It is suspected that some of the hardest material known to science can be found in the skulls of GI specialists who insist that diet has nothing to do with the treatment of microscopic colitis.
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