Humor for Today

[kate_ce1995]

Well, we've all played with these before. Here is a new one.

Signing off...Tootsie Pottybrains



We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
sillies to break up the day. And, if we are honest, we have a lot more
stressful days than not.


Here is your dose of humor...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.
B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and
forward it to friends and family and co-workers. Don't forget to
forward
it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you
participated.


And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far
and wide as "Dorky Gizzardsniffer. The following in excerpted from a
children's book, Captain
Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey,
in
which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your
new first name:
a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
first half of your new last name:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice


Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.


Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject. And
remember
that children laugh an average of
146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more
laughter in your day.

[Mars]

Pleased to meetcha Tootsie Pottybrains

Dorfus Wafflebutt here! ( + ) = Wafflebutt!

[Peggy]

Hahahahaha

Dumbo Farkletush here.

[tex]

I dunno about this. That makes me Dinky Chickendoodle--not exactly what I was hoping for. LOL.

Wayne

[Peggy]

Based on G'Mary's email some time ago I was Fluffy Cootiefanny. I'm not so sure Dumbo Farkletush is much of an improvement

Wayne, if I recall correctly weren't you a Dinky before?

[tex]

Yeah! Dinky Girdlefanny. Obviously Dinky must fit. LOL.

[Sally]

Lots of love,

Boobie Chickenbutt

[Peggy]

Hahahahahaha

I like Chickenbutt - the name seems to suit you just fine Aunt Sal

Hahahahahaha

[starfire]

Greetings from boobie gizzardhump Whats a gizzardhump??

Shirley