Stuff happens, when we're dealing with computers.

Regarding the jury duty, MC qualifies under the Americans with Disabilities Act, so during jury selection, when the judge asks you if there is any reason why you might not be able to serve, mention that you have been diagnosed with an inflammatory bowel disease, and you may have to leave in a hurry, to use a bathroom. After that, they will either have to decide to dismiss you, or agree to accommodate your needs, by seating you where you can leave in a hurry, with convenient access to a bathroom.
FYI, after you say that, the judge may ask you if you feel that it will prevent you from serving, and rendering a fair and impartial decision. Been there, done that.
Tex
P. S. You're not losing your mind - I removed the duplicate.
