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I tried to post the picture but couldn't.

The girl at the desk in the elderly dating agency asks, "It says here that you would prefer someone with regular bowel movements... Does it matter if they are involuntary?"
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

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It is suspected that some of the hardest material known to science can be found in the skulls of GI specialists who insist that diet has nothing to do with the treatment of microscopic colitis.
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love it, love it, love it
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OMG. :roll: :lol: :shock:
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