If there's one thing that doctors love to do, it's diagnose "IBS" (as if "IBS" actually existed ). Now they are perfecting the perfect tool — a breath test that can be easily used to diagnose kids with "IBS".
Children With Irritable Bowel Have Unique BreathprintChildren with irritable bowel syndrome have a unique breathprint that could eventually be used to diagnose the syndrome simply, cheaply, and noninvasively, preliminary findings suggest.
Doctor: "Here kid, exhale into this tube. Hmmmm. Yep — you've got IBS alright. We've gotta start treating you immediately. Here's a prescription that will fix you right up."
Get those kids hooked on prescription drugs while they're still young, and you have a guaranteed income stream for the rest of their life. But you gotta do it before some troublemaker comes along and destroys the opportunity by convincing them to change their diet to eliminate their symptoms.
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