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Post by cludwig »

Hi Friends,

Well, I found the perfect holiday card for all of us.

On the front is a picture of Santa sitting on the toilet. You open the card up to:

Ploppity plop plop

Ploppity plop plop

Look at Santa go!




Put me in a merry mood.

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:lol: :lol: Santa has changed a lot since I was a little kid. Hahahahaha.

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:ROFL:
"Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die; so, let us all be thankful." -- Buddha
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Post by Polly »

Perfect! ROTFLMAO!

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Hahahahahahahahahahahaha..... :lol: JJ
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Post by barbaranoela »

Maybe Santa has Glutin issues---

The one we saw @ the Mall,yesterday, cracked everybody up---cus NO-KID was around to visit---and he sat there yawning---shifting in the chair and had a not so happy Ho-HO look on his face--

I was tempted to run over and sit on his lap but gave it a second thught and said *nah*~~~~


Cristi--luve what U described--- Now thats a good idea~~~~~~ holiday cards for peoples with ailments!!!!! :idea: :idea:

thanks for the laugh---
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Post by kate_ce1995 »

Santa is in the mall already too????

They put a christmas tree up in the lobby of my building this morning too! (albeit a fake tree). And I've seen several houses around with christmas lights on.

Usually they give us until after Thanksgiving for all this stuff. Just seems too early this year.

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Post by Liz »

It has been up in the shops here for weeks now. I reckon they will be putting up the Xmas decs straight after Father's Day in September or even Easter soon. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Liz

Father's Day is in June in the States - guess that's even worse if they begin Christmas in June here!

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Post by annie oakley »

Bah Humbug! I love Xmas but it gets sooner every year to the point that you get so sick of it. Love the Santa Card tho, now that's cute. Love Oma
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