Hi Friends!
Deep Thoughts For Those Who Might Take Life Too Seriously:
1. Save the whales. Collect the whole set.
2. A day without sunshine is like......night.
3. On the other hand, you have different fingers
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
6. Depression is like anger without enthusiasm.
7. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
8. Support bacteria..........they're the only culture some people have.
9. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
10. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
11. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
12. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? OK, then raise my hand.
13. OK, so what's the speed of dark?
14. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
15. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
16. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
17. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
18. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
19. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
20. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
21. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
My favorites are the ones about the bacteria and sponges!
Love,
Polly
A little fun to start the New Year!
Moderators: Rosie, Stanz, Jean, CAMary, moremuscle, JFR, Dee, xet, Peggy, Matthew, Gabes-Apg, grannyh, Gloria, Mars, starfire, Polly, Joefnh
A little fun to start the New Year!
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused.
Hi Polly,
Hahahahahahaha. Thanks for a bunch of good laughs.
Being a natural born procrastinator, I especially like the one about the early bird and the second mouse, but I enjoyed them all. LOL.
Love,
Tex
Hahahahahahaha. Thanks for a bunch of good laughs.
Being a natural born procrastinator, I especially like the one about the early bird and the second mouse, but I enjoyed them all. LOL.
Love,
Tex
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Thank You Polly,
I am here early in the a.m. and today someone is in too. They just called me on the intercom to see why I was laughing so loud.
Love the Bacteria one the best and then Light Traveling Faster Than Sound.
This one is a keeper.
Love, Maggie
I am here early in the a.m. and today someone is in too. They just called me on the intercom to see why I was laughing so loud.
Love the Bacteria one the best and then Light Traveling Faster Than Sound.
This one is a keeper.
Love, Maggie
Maggie Scarpone
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