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I just got the following from a friend and just had to post it for our Canadian members. I feel sorry for Johnny but had to laugh.
Canadian Humor?
Subject: Newfie ( short for Newfoundler )
Newfie Fingers
Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear, Newfoundland, when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers. He went to the emergency room in St. John's. The doctor looked at Johnny and said "Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do."
Johnny said, "I haven't got da fingers." "What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers?
Lord t'undrin Jesus it's 2006! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?"
Johnny says ... (Are you ready for this?????)
"How da fock was I suppose to pick dem up?? "
Love, Maggie
Maggie Scarpone
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Good One. Needed a laugh.
