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Some are large – some are small – and some are hardly there,
But one thing is for certain: where there’s one there is a pair!

They fill our clothes, they feed our young, they entertain our men,
And when they’re young and perky men refer to them as “10”.

Then years go by, their job is done, they simply hang around,
Sometimes we let them hang out free, but most times they are bound.

They take on many shapes and forms, depending on their age.
They’re so darned subject to the years it’s never hard to gauge!

But even though they swell and shrink, and get their marks and bumps,
The one thing we all live to fear is finding those darned lumps!

Most are harmless, false alarms, but ladies, listen please . . .
Better safe than sorry - let the mammo do its squeeze!
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Post by Polly »

Sue!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, ROTFLMAO.

Do you do this for a living??? This is PRICELESS! Actually, it's a great public health educational tool, too.

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Post by Sue777 »

No, unfortunately I don't make any money with my poems, but it would be so awesome if I could! Anyone have any connections with a greeting card company that might want to hire me? LOL
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:grin: Yes, you are good and I wish I did have a "connection" for you but I don't. Too bad.

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When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber"
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Post by Sally »

Sue, that is brilliant!! :bouncing: :bouncing:

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(Lakota for "We are all related")
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