A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a big hurry! I have three buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf. So forget about the anesthetic and just pull the tooth and be done with it. We have a 10:00 AM tee time at the best golf course in town and it's 9:30 already. I don't have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!"
The dentist thought to himself, "This guy is nuts, asking to have his tooth pulled without using anything to kill the pain." But, he shrugs and asks, "Which tooth is it sir?"
The man turned to his wife and said, "Open your mouth, Honey, and show him."
"What the heart gives away is never gone ... It is kept in the hearts of others."
